We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I wish you could order shots online.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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