I want to walk on stilts...naked
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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