Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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