quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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