you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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