Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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