I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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