dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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