i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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