I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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