i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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