I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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