turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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