i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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