i think i have two assholes
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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