That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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