have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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