its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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