I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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