69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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