I'm eating all of the evidence.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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