at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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