so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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