smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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