oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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