Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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