Your dad touched me again.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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