Your dad touched me again.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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