Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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