I'm really into asian looking animals
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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