I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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