does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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