I want to stick my p in your. b.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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