How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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