nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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