I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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