Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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