New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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