but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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