New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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