**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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