I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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