ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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