it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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