Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
