Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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