Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I believe in your delicious
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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