So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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