I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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