Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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