If i come over, it means nothing
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
now i know why i became what i already was.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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