I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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