Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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