Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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