I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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