You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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