Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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