And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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